Bull in a China Shop, fantasy pass
Same joke. Higher stakes. More porcelain.
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Funny shirts with a little emotional weather.
Original characters, dry jokes, and clear art that still reads from across the room.
What you will find here
The shirts are on Etsy. This page keeps the art, the story, and the quieter side of the collection in one place.
The first collection
Literal Idioms
Three small animal emergencies, each taking a familiar saying much too seriously.
Three small character stories, now live on Etsy with the art and backstory kept here.
Bull in a China Shop
A worried bull carries one floral teacup with both hands. Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, a relaxed fit, and a reasonable amount of concern.
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Dog Tired
A sleepy dog finds the obvious use for a tire. Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton for days that simply stop receiving your attention.
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Monkey Business
A banana phone, a tie, and paperwork nobody remembers approving. Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton for ordinary office emergencies.
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The same joke can wear a different coat
Some ideas land cute. Some want the full game-concept-art treatment.
Dog Tired, sci-fi pass
The tire became future technology. The nap remained unchanged.
Monkey Business, sci-fi pass
The banana still rings, even when the office looks expensive.
Keep going
Read the notes, then see the live drop.
The field notes explain why the joke works. Etsy shows what is ready to wear right now.